Alligator Alcatraz

President Trump offered some wildly helpful escape advice Tuesday to anyone trying to flee his new Everglades detention center, fondly dubbed “Alligator Alcatraz”: “Don’t run in a straight line—zigzag!” Because when you’re evading deportation and a 500-pound reptile, style points matter.

Flanked by Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis and Homeland Security Secretar…