Photos published by the Daily Mail allegedly show Bryon Noem, the husband of former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, participating in an online “bimbofication” fetish community, wearing exaggerated fake breasts, revealing clothing and makeup in images reportedly shared with several women in the community.
Well butter my buns and call me a biscuit. Those republicans have a whole ‘nother side to them don’t they? Kristi Noem shoots dogs and her hubby has a fetish he loves to show off. “Bimbofication” they call it. Now, in my time they called people who did what he does transvestites. Bryon, her husband, straps on big breasts, wears tight T-shirts, make-up and dresses and shares his image via the internet all over the place. And here we thought he was just a nice insurance agent. He spent thousands of dollars with on three women in the “bimbofication scene” praising their “surgically enhanced” bodies, fetishes all around. Well, everyone gets bored I guess. Noem herself said she was “flabbergasted” and her family was “blind-sided”. He said that Noem was having an affair with Corey Lewandowski which she denied during her congressional hearings. Who is Lewandowski? Up until last month he was one of Kristi’s “closest advisors.” The “de facto Chief of Staff”for Noem. Anyone old enough to remember the TV show, “Peyton Place” ?
America is currently at war. We have frequent terroristic bombings going on in this country. The cost of everything from toothpaste to new cars is high and going higher. Gasoline, which is life’s blood to working individuals who have to commute to jobs, is . NO One is running this country. trump, who European and Scandinavian and England countries have had the good sense of snubbing, has got a real mess in the Strait of Homas that he has no clue about handling.
A person's fetish is a a person's fetish. It is nobody else's fucking business and that's bullshit about being blackmailed so what he likes to dress in women's clothes big fucking deal so what that that's his fetish if people were in their own bedrooms, taking care of their own sex lives they wouldn't be so fucking stressed out and freaked out because see when you get regular sex. Your body is all kind of happy so y'all not getting regular sexual all in other peoples business, yada yada yada mind your own motherfucking business. Take your ass to bed and get laid even if you got to do it damn self and stay out of other peoples bedrooms and lives. I seriously doubt this is gonna get posted but yeah, let's see what happens.🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious!
You most definitely cannot make this stuff up!
How many people were forced to look up "bimbofication"?! Seems quite adequately named!
At least Kristi and Bryon have something in common--they both like dressing up!
Well butter my buns and call me a biscuit. Those republicans have a whole ‘nother side to them don’t they? Kristi Noem shoots dogs and her hubby has a fetish he loves to show off. “Bimbofication” they call it. Now, in my time they called people who did what he does transvestites. Bryon, her husband, straps on big breasts, wears tight T-shirts, make-up and dresses and shares his image via the internet all over the place. And here we thought he was just a nice insurance agent. He spent thousands of dollars with on three women in the “bimbofication scene” praising their “surgically enhanced” bodies, fetishes all around. Well, everyone gets bored I guess. Noem herself said she was “flabbergasted” and her family was “blind-sided”. He said that Noem was having an affair with Corey Lewandowski which she denied during her congressional hearings. Who is Lewandowski? Up until last month he was one of Kristi’s “closest advisors.” The “de facto Chief of Staff”for Noem. Anyone old enough to remember the TV show, “Peyton Place” ?
America is currently at war. We have frequent terroristic bombings going on in this country. The cost of everything from toothpaste to new cars is high and going higher. Gasoline, which is life’s blood to working individuals who have to commute to jobs, is . NO One is running this country. trump, who European and Scandinavian and England countries have had the good sense of snubbing, has got a real mess in the Strait of Homas that he has no clue about handling.
Let's recall other flaming spouses. Martha Mitchell comes to mind ..
Martha Mitchell, at her worst, was 100% better than Kristi and Bryon Noem have ever been.
I agree, particularly when compared to John. She did seem rather paranoid; who wouldn't, being near that (corrupted) power? ..
Ew
I am not sure why but Kristi, Bryon, and Corey are reminiscent of the Cone Heads on SNL.
Wow. Is this for real - in the fact is stranger than fiction category?! SO WEIRD!
A person's fetish is a a person's fetish. It is nobody else's fucking business and that's bullshit about being blackmailed so what he likes to dress in women's clothes big fucking deal so what that that's his fetish if people were in their own bedrooms, taking care of their own sex lives they wouldn't be so fucking stressed out and freaked out because see when you get regular sex. Your body is all kind of happy so y'all not getting regular sexual all in other peoples business, yada yada yada mind your own motherfucking business. Take your ass to bed and get laid even if you got to do it damn self and stay out of other peoples bedrooms and lives. I seriously doubt this is gonna get posted but yeah, let's see what happens.🤣🤣🤣