Little Border Buoys

By my calculation, Gov. Abbott's 1,000-foot-long border buoys cover 0.00009693 percent of the U.S.-Mexico border. These have little to no substantive effect on illegal border crossing. But with their concertina wire and saw blades, they're designed to do nothing more than buoy the hearts of the MAGA hordes who fear losing their status and power. I belie…