Prepare for Pyrotechnics
Republicans have unveiled their latest trick: the “Exploding Debt Fireworks Act of 2025,” perfectly timed for Trump’s July 4th deadline. According to the CBO—the government’s resident buzzkill—the Senate version of Trump’s tax-slash-and-burn bill would jack up the national debt by $3.3 trillion and leave nearly 12 million more Americans uninsured. But don’t worry, GOP leaders have a solution: deny math exists.
Facing these pesky numbers, Republicans waved their magic budget wand and declared the Trump tax cuts “already extended” in an alternate fiscal dimension—so naturally, they can’t cost anything! Meanwhile, the rest of us are stuck in this dimension, where gravity and basic arithmetic still apply.
As Republican senators scrambled to pass the bill in a dramatic 51–50 vote, with JD Vance casting the tie-breaking vote, they also cut Medicaid, food aid, and healthcare—because billionaires need another yacht—while telling kids to try hunger as a character-building exercise.
Democrats called it “magic math.” Republicans called it “job creation.” The CBO just stared into the void and wept quietly.
Coming soon: fewer benefits, higher deficits, and—if you’re lucky—a commemorative “Billionaires Got Tax-Cut and All I Got Was This Massive Debt” T-shirt.
“Billionaires Got Tax-Cut and All I Got Was This Massive Debt” T-shirt, needs to be an actual thing. Have the DNC sell them as a fundraiser, I'd buy one!
Remember this moment, folks, in 2026. These assholes have to go. There is only one party that believes in freedom, the American way of life and respects its friends and allies. It ain’t GOP which is dead, or its successor MAGA. Make them pay in 2026 and then hold them accountable including the sleaze-in-chief when he’s finished raping and pillaging our children’s assets and legacy.