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Sorry to be mildly crude (an oil joak [the medieval spelling of 'joke.']), but oil is doubtless ejaculating all over thugly TX, the Pinguid State.

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I think that Canada has some crude in its western provinces. But we need to get the hell away from non - renewable resources. People are still very wary of NUCLEAR energy & treat it like the 2,000 pound steroid - & - meth - crazed gorilla in the room. It can still be made more reliable & safe / safer. Freud would've loved the use of " ejaculating ", LOL.

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As MUCH as I despise Fred I mean Freud (He wrecked Dreams for a generation if not 4ever), even as I am Jung-2-The-Max, I do LUV me some berry-ripe Schadenfreude and hope All the Reptilian TXans are CerbSnax™ much sooner rather than any later. Cerberus relishes The Greasy, The Pinquid, the Vulture-Coveted Rotters.

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Texas gets bombed by Zelenskyy ! I'd pay to see that. AFTER they secede from the US like they've threatened to before. TX is like a millstone around the neck of the US ( he said, keeping in mind that not all denizens of said state are barely - literate, beer - swilling rednecks who show up in church Sunday, then go beat Mexicans & LGBTQ people after services. ).

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Forget Thee Not FL while we're in a Defenestration Mood ..

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It's cathartic, perhaps. They closed the local Rage Cage, so this is the next best thing.

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Defenestration of CroMAGAnons is more fun than I am supposed to tell you. Cackle, cackle.

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Ironic that at least ONE of the United Arab Emirates ( Qatar ? I forget. ) is investing heavily in R & D for solar & perhaps wind. They don't want to be hanging by their thumbs financially when the last gallon of crude is wrung from the sand & rock.

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How else can oil make up any losses because people were shut in during the pandemic: nowhere to go, nothing to do.

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